But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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