We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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