Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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