I cockslap morals
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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