i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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