ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
You ruined the universe
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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