do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
