i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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