you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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