absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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