it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
a search helicopter?!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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