: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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