You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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