i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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