Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize