She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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