D3 body, D1 cock
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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