glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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