He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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