All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
