ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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