She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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