butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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