dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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