Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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