So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize