So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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