Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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