addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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