I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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