She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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