Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
