i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Dick very happy bro
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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