I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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