he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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