i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
