that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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