her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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