I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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