Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
