I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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