i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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