I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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