I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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