Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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