I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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