found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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