do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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