Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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