we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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