i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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