My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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