real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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