the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I see more hoeing in ur future
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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