So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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