I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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